A few things have been on my mind.
If you can provide any insight, logic or theories please digress.
1. Say it were noon, and you were craving an Egg McMuffin (I love them, and yes that does explain a lot) do you think if you offered the order taker $100 he/she would make you one, even though breakfast is over?
2. What happens to the skin of the contestants on the biggest loser. (For what it's worth I've been on the Brown team bandwagon basically since it's inception- go Danny)
3. If all the drivers on the road had a "Cop Code" where if you saw someone get pulled over, you had to speed by the cop as fast as possible in an effort to distract the officer and have him chase someone else- would there still be speeding violations? (not that I've ever had any...maybe 5 +)
4. If the world were significantly larger- would it be possible to do everything from the comfort of your own bed. You would ride it to work and life as you knew it would all happen whilst lying down.
5. Is there ever anyone in the world who is wearing the exact same outfit as you on any given day. (Did anyone wear a purple turtle neck with jeans today?)
6 comments:
1. Yes. But I'm sorry, under no circumstance is an Egg McMuffin EVER worth $100.
2. I have wondered this same thing. Maybe Jillian scares it off of them. She scares me.
3. Yes. The perpetual car chase would end somewhere because not everyone is awesome at evasive driving.
4. No. People would still basically flock to major metro areas and suburbs. There is a whole lot o' uninhabited land on our "small" Earth.
5. I thought about eating at the Purple Turtle today. Does that count?
I think an egg McMuffin {MIGHT} be worth it under certian circumstances
My brother in law says that 99% of the time all you have to do is ask. So he does ask for a mc muffin at noon and he almost always gets it. You may have to flirt
1. All hail the McMuffin, whatever the cost.
2. Body-wrap spanx
3. I feel as though I could out run a cop, anytime.
4. Only in my dreams.
5. I really did wear jeans and a turtleneck but it was white. Close enough.
I think you have too much time on your hands. Have you considered a hobby?
This is me commenting. And since I spent the evening with you before you write this I think I heard all of these theories...I do however always wonder what it would take to get a bacon egg and cheese biscuit at midnight! Love you!
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