YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED IF
10. The term "Season Pass" no longer refers to your favorite sporting event
9. You are worried that Ina Garten knows when you are 5 episodes behind
8. You think the remote is broken when you can't fast forward live TV
7. You think 40 hours a week of Food Network should count toward culinary school hours
6. You went to the Testing Center to take a test on a documentary you saw on History Channel
5. In the event of a house fire, you would grab it before your photo albums
4. You weigh in after every Biggest Looser episode and beg your husband to stay on the ranch
3. You think being from the Birthplace of Television shoulld allow a discount on the monthly service fee
2. You don't remember the last time you read a book
1. Any of the forementioned apply to you
6 comments:
I DON'T have a problem, really.
Good thing I don't have it becasue I know I would have a problem
I did seriously have all those symptoms when we had the DVR, now without it it all seems so far away now!!!
this needs published somewhere - sooo funny. ps: it's my b-day tomorrow and I want a tribute.
Pretty Good. That is really great. You should publish a book. Have you ever thought about that? I am not talking children book but a funny girly book.
I KNOW I'm addicted!! And you know what? I had never thought of that before, but we definitely DO deserve a discount on our service for being from Rigby! Good idea!
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