I haven't been in Prove for about a week. (was gone for work, then went to ARIZONAto visit my G & G) But....I have been INFECTED. 
Got back from LA- noticed two marks on my left arm, thought nothing of it- mostly because I am always running into things so - I assumed it was per my own CLUMSINESS. Then- the dude and I left on Wednesday after work. Landed in Sky Harbor, got picked up by my uncle, arrived in SUN CITY(the best city in the world/where I will live one day when boy turns 55 as that is the minimum age- that's in less than 20 years)
Got back from LA- noticed two marks on my left arm, thought nothing of it- mostly because I am always running into things so - I assumed it was per my own CLUMSINESS. Then- the dude and I left on Wednesday after work. Landed in Sky Harbor, got picked up by my uncle, arrived in SUN CITY(the best city in the world/where I will live one day when boy turns 55 as that is the minimum age- that's in less than 20 years) THEN- my arm started itching/burning/blistering. I assumed it was a food allergy- I had eaten an array of foreign foods while in LA the few days before. Then my uncle looked at it, confirming one of my (many) NIGHTMARES. I have been bitten by a spider- and it didn't even turn me into a vampire(ess). AND- I'm secretly worried that it has poisoned me, gotten into my blood stream- or far worse my Humorous bone- which would end in AMPUTATION.
Should this happen, my right arm will go to the highest BIDDER, surely it is worth some sort of intrinsic value.
6 comments:
Oh my gosh, Kristen! You're hilarious! At one point, I thought I was reading Lindsay's words, because you are guys are so funny!.... I'm glad I found your blog. I need a good laugh now and then! ha ha!
Holy Crap! I don't dare let Vince look at that picture. He has a serious fear of spiders and if he sees that, I don't think he will ever kill one for me again.
You poor dear! I am so sorry about the spider. Love the post. Yes, celebrity apprentice, hiking the Y, temple, & lunch NEEDs to be done ASAP!!
Lately I have been telling our hiking to the Y a lot lately. It must be the season for a nice hike.
yuck - that looks painful... did you get any good drugs out of it. shouldn't you have some sort of a shot or something?
spider bites don't turn you into a vampiress. Only my Edward can do that.
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