I digress...My Friend Whitney should get a blog. She was the friend that I spent nearly every summer day, and day after school with for 18 years. We even spent a year together in Prove. Here are some highlights from our years, those of you who know her- which should be anyone who cares enough to read this, needs to call her ten times today and tell her to start posting.
TOP TEN REASONS "W" NEEDS A BLOG:
10. ONE TIME IN HIGH-SCHOOL SHE WAS PULLING INTO THE PARKING LOT AND ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO MY CAR DOOR, AS I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE OF IT, AND TORE IT OFF. (NOT KIDDING)
9. WE HAD THE SAME 4TH GRADE TEACHER- HOWEVER THERE WAS A SCHOOL DISTRICT #251 CODE THEREIN PUT INTO ORDER THAT WE COULDN'T BE IN THE SAME CLASS AGAIN....IT EXPIRED IN THE 7TH GRADE.
8. SHE ONCE WET HER PANTS ON ME- THEN I WET MY PANTS ON ANOTHER GIRL- IT WAS AT BASKETBALL CAMP SO OUR FRIEND GOT A DOUBLE DOSE OF THE URIZZLE.
7. OUR SOPHOMORE YEAR, WE WERE IN SPANISH CLASS TOGETHER, AND WE EITHER LEFT OR GOT KICKED OUT WEEKLY.
6. WHEN WE WERE 12 WE WENT THROUGH ALL OF HER MOMS CHRISTMAS GIFTS, AND NEW EVERYTHING HER ENTIRE FAMILY WAS GETTING....A TRADITION THAT WOULD LAST FOR THE FOLLOWING 6 CHRISTMAS'.
5. AT HER BDAY PARTY ONE YEAR, WE SNUCK INTO THE CAR AND OPENED ALL HER PRESENTS, OUR FAVORITE WAS A BRIGHT PINK CLUTCH.
4. WE TRIED TO MAKE A CLUB HOUSE OUT OF A BOARD THAT WENT ACROSS THE CANAL.
3. WHEN WE WERE PLAYING HOUSE (WHICH WAS EVERYDAY UNTIL WE TURNED 12) AND GOT IN A FIGHT- WE WOULD TALK CRAP ABOUT EACH OTHER TO OUR DOLLS.
2. OUR MOMS USE TO LOCK US OUT OF THE HOUSE ON SUMMER DAYS.
1. ONE TIME SHE GOT A MOUSE THAT WAS DEAD IN A MOUSE TRAP, AND WRAPPED IT IN A BLANKED - THEN OF COURSE PLAYED HOUSE WITH IT.
Get a blog Whit!!
7 comments:
Remember Laney and digging? "Just rattle the spark plugs," what do you know she still runs.
I read this at the request of Whit. There are 3 rules at our home (Boston and I have had a man confrence and the vote was unanimous)
1. You don't talk about fight club
2. No Skinny Jeans (they are very very ugly on everyone who wears them...no exceptions)
3. No Blogs...for anyone...Period
This is so funny! Hopefully we can get Whit into the blogging world. I remember playing "house" with you two a few times. I have missed your blog!
you know whats funny about this whit and i were just talking about your blog- and the lack there of-- i was saying that i was lost because you hadn't posted so i had nothing to read and she said you weren't talking to her until she started a blog and i laughed--- this post makes me laugh as well...i miss high school!
come on Whit. how else are we supposed to see cute pics. of Boston?
I was like who is that girl? Then I realize it was Whitney. Yes, she should get a blog!
Whats with the lack of blogging? I am a stay at home mom now and have nothing better to do than stock other peoples blogs so get on it if you will :)
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