Sister Ashley "Nole" Clark

HAPPY BIRTH MOMENT ASHLEY! MAY YOUR 24TH BE THE BEST. To everyone reading, which by now I'm sure its millions, please call Ashley to wish her the most wonderful day of her year. She loves to talk on the phone, so be prepared with lots of stories and questions. If you don't have her number, call me and I will give it to you.

HER REAL BDAY IS 2-18, JUST GOT A BIT OVERZEALOUS.

Please take a second to read my most memorable experiences with said Birthday-Girl.

*There was this one time when I was in Idaho for the weekend- and I convinced her to drive up to see me on a Sunday afternoon- when we had to be back on Monday- and drive separate cars back*

*There was this other time when we lived in "Dave's House" when she tried to get in the shower with me*

*Another time- well for about 13 Sundays in a row- I convinced her to eat at the Cannon Center for Dinner (that's the BYU Freshmen Cafeteria)

*Then there was the time we decided to have a giant party- ended up being all nerdy- so we hid in the basement because we were embarrassed to be the hosts*

*Nother time- well for like 4 years- she sang me lullabies when I couldn't sleep- voice of an Angel*

*Then this once- I got really sick, like really sick- and she helped me with the aftermath*

*Then this once- She told her family about helping me when I was sick- its an awful story really*

*If you sit by her in church, she'll draw cool tattoos on your arm*

*Once in a while she'll play with your hair (also in church) and if she's feeling extra funny- she'll pretend you have lice*

*If you steal cookies- she will never Nark on you*

*If she can't sleep- which is nightly from midnight to 5 AM- she'll make treats*

*If she is driving, and eating a Kneaders Salad, she will let you feed her*

*She taught me how to drive stick- sort of*

*When you go on vacation with her, she will read out-loud & novel permitting- she will read it an accent*