To marry a Texan, and not gain 10 lbs a week. While my issues are't quite that bad, I will say that it is a Christmas Miracle that after nearly 3 years of being married to garbage gut- (a nickname awarded Scott by Ange) I don't weigh 500 LBS.
Things he eats...usually after 11 PM....Tonights star...CORN DOGS W/MUSTARD
(please note BSU apparel, may Brotzman recover)
Also not a stranger to his pre-slumber snacking:
Totino's Pizza (admittedly a guilty pleasure of mine....at a reasonable hour however)
Chocolate Cheerios with Chocolate Milk- and topped off with some Nestle Quick
Pot Stickers
Frozen Burritos
Hummus (for his lighter days)
Buffalo Chicken
A blessing that he has the metabolism of an Olympic Triathlete, the man NEVER gains weight. In fact, he can't stop loosing it. Most people go to them to shed some LB's, he goes to conserve them.
Oh- and in rebuttal to the "it will catch up with him"...statement well, I think that loses any clout after 35.
Truth be told, I'm just slightly (and by slightly I mean completely) jealous of his fat burning, weight repelling life. Here's to good genes, ones in which our offspring will need to have half a chance at being svelte.
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I gagged a little at the chocolate cheerios with chocolate milk TOPPED OFF WITH NESQUIK. Wow. Good choice on eating a corndog with mustard only though. Marrying a Chicago-an (Chicago-ite? Chicagan?) has converted me to no ketchup on hot dogs, ever.
At least you never feel guilty about eating a lot...you will never out eat him..and that's usually half the battle!!
K I love that he does this, so does Jesse and it is ridiculous how many calories one man can consume in a few late hours without having an effect. Jesse does gain some weight though so I feel a bit vindicated but no where near what I would if I consumed what he did on a daily basis!
you HATE hot dogs
I feel like I could take him in an eating contest
I miss garbage gut! Thanks for the nod, but, hello! We were together for 4 days and thats all you come up with?
Happy Birthday today possibly... Don't hate if I've got the day wrong. i would call and sing to you but I don't have your number..
Hey, as I was wishing my dad a happy birthday I kindly remembered that my accident prone friend has a birthday today too! So happy birthday!
Some things never change!! so unfair!
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