Friday, September 18, 2009

Dental Diaries

So after 3 years (ask my sister the hygienist if you want exact dates) I got my teeth cleaned. I was stressing out about a number of things leading up to the exam. Mainly- I was worried that I would be judged for unkempt canines.

#1. I went back and forth on whether or not to give a disclaimer (because I'm sure the hygienist really cared) I obviously ended up telling her that I was so embarrassed because I hadn't been in for so long, but assured her that for 25 years I had them cleaned every 6 months like clockwork. (I hope I didn't ramble too much, they say that's what liars do. Re-worried)

#2. I HATE the sound of getting my teeth scraped, so I had anxiety that they wouldn't have an ultrasonic cleaner. Luckily, since I have connections to the teeth world a source told me simply to request it. It worked

#3. At my home dentist you can request the laughing gas for $5, and they don't judge you. I held back on this one.

But after some reservations I am happy to announce my gums look great (verbatim) my orthodontics look beautiful (also verbatim) and I have only 1 cavity. (I once had 3 at the same time)

Please Note- Onetime, I was in the dental chair and puked. But, per my comatose state, I didn't have the bearings to let the dentist, or my sister know that I wasn't feeling well. I hurled, it was messy and my sister took me in the bathroom and marinated me in perfume. Then the assistant asked, "Wow, do you do that for all your patients?" Good times.

6 comments:

Attitude of Gratitude said...

Why is it that the dentist always asks questions while your mouth is open and filled with random dental tools (am I the only one that this happens to?)

wells angel momma said...

While reading this I was wondering if you would add the part about puking...you never disappoint!

Brianna and Byron Putnam said...

yuck! but so funny!

Dink said...

Ha ha ha!!! That is great, the puking event!! I hate the dentist and always feel like I have to come up with some good excuse for not going often that is better than I hate you guys!!

Nicole Stucki said...

Oh Kristen if you only had my teeth. Me and the dentist are like best friends. Pretty sure I funded his house. Lol.

charm said...

1 cavity, huh? And you had 3 once?! That's blasphemous!! Oh wait, I didn't go to the dentist from my Junior Year of High School... until 2005. I'll let you do the math. I had ELEVEN cavities, and one root canal! That was so much fun!