Saturday, May 23, 2009

Confession's

I'll feel better if this is off my chest....

10. Jack Bauer makes me want to bank with Bank of America- I place my hand on my heart everytime that commercial comes on
9. I weigh myself every morning just to see how much I get to eat that day
8. Sometimes I weigh myself with my purse in my hand - that way I can decide how much it weighs, and then subtract it from the number I see on the scale
7. I make this guy I'm living with check every electrical unit every morning before we leave for work- even when I know I unplugged them (OCD)
6. I can't stand being barefoot
5. When I sing in the car, I put one hand over my ear and pretend like I'm in a recording studio - try it, it will take solo seranading to a whole new level
4. In my head- nothing can kill me- even bullets
3. Also in my head- all birds communicate-and they know I hate them- and they have a plot to get caught in my hair
2. I hate watermelon
1. While my husband is painting our kitchen, I'm sititng on the couch blogging

I feel way better, thank you.

5 comments:

Meg and Brad said...

I'm here to listen anytime....how's the kitchen ceiling coming???

Anonymous said...

I love it. You are too funny!! I love it!! Can I say I love it anymore? I feel so much closer to you now that I know your inner most secrets.

Eddins Family said...

Well well, If it isn't little Kris. You are the biggest dork! I get the kick out of you! I'm so glad you found my blog! You look great! One of my posts will have to be a tribute to you! Wow...don't know quite what I would say? Besides...when I remind my hubby who you are....I say..."You know, the one that sat on the oven and turned the burner on?"

wells angel momma said...

nice to see your back...

aclark said...

you're a freak