(But- should I appear on American Idol- this is how it would go down)
1. I would fly to NYC for my audition. Why- see #2
2. I would need a good story to pass through to the judges- so I would tell them that my boss thinks I'm at lunch with a distributor1. I would fly to NYC for my audition. Why- see #23. I would be wearing work clothes (because I came straight from work) specifically- a black high-waisted-pencil skirt with a white button up shirt, pearls hair pinned back.
4. Start singing "I think we're Alone Now" by Tiffany (only way more Rockstar)
5. Simon shocked because that wasn't the sound he imagined would come out of me
6. Randy impressed because I took a risk
7. Cara wanted me to sing longer
8. Paula has a girl crush on me, and thinks I have good style
9. Yellow Card placed in my possession
10. Ryan interview's me for TV and that's when my boss notices I'm not at work, and haven't been for 2 days
Too bad I can't couldn't carry a note with a bucket.
only reality show I'd make it on is Nanny 911, someone desprately trying to save my kids from me. (not an announcement of anything- just a hunch)
7 comments:
We all have these micro-fantasy moments right? suspicions confirmed--the good news is if Sanjaya could make it anyone can so feel free to book that flight for next year. Remember me when you're famous.
I thought I was the one tasked--or blessed--with raising your posterity.
seriously, you have too much time on your hands.
nannie 911? so... its not good to hit your kids? I thought that was just called raising them?
by the way you never told me if you liked your new running shoes...well?
I think you should try it... and don't forget to say you grew up in Rigby. That would really put us on the map! It's fun to hear from you though! Looks like you and your "boy" are doing great.
Oh you.. and your crazy ideas!
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